Kehte Hai Har Baat Kisiko Kahi Nahi Jati, Apno Ko Bhi Batai Nahi Jati, Par Dost To Dil Ka”Aaina” Hota Hai, Or Aaine Se “Surat” Chupaai Nahi Jati……
Ek Gulab Hamesha Gulab Rahega, Chahe Wo Gamle Me Rahe Ya Dustbin Me, Isi Tarah Aap Hamesha Humare Dost Rahege, Chahe Aap Central Jail Me Rahe Ya Mental Hospital Me.
1Mulga gadhvachya payashi padla.. . Mulgi hasun mhanali- Mothya bhavachya pay padtoy lahana . Mulga: vahini asse mhanu naka, dadala raag yein…
Snta ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath par likha Aur 5min baad jor jor se rone laga, Uska dost: Q ro rahe ho? Santa:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia.
UNKNOWN CALL- HE:”Do u hv a bf?” SHE:”Yes! Who r u?” HE:”Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!” ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE”Do u hv a bf?” SHE-”Oh no no! Who r u?” HE-”I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!” SHE-”Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!” HE-”Tera bhai hi hu kamini….Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!”
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