Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 92

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.” S.S.DON



Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho? Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H. Boy-Kamini Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hmko net se download kiya ho…



A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died. Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog! Man said, I am not American Report changed to: Foreign herosaved lady from a crazy dog! Man said, Actually I am Pakistani Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.



Amazing SIX facts- 1. 90% of ppl in myanmar don’t drink milk.. 2. Snake’s vision is upto 5 kms.. 3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury 4. No twins hav been born til now in greenland 5. Zebra doesn’t hav liver 6. Thanks 4 being a FOOL



Wat is confidence? and over confidence ? One day 14 boys decided 2 propose a girl.. 12 boys came with roses, one boy came with a ‘Ring’ That’s confidence:)!! And another boy came wit a condom. tats over confidence:



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