Judge – You are crossing the limits. Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge – How dare you call me saala? Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?…..By The Hunter
Arz kiya h gor farmaiye…. …Khushi vah chiz h, jisse Gum bhulaya jata h….., .. ..khushi vah chiz h jisse Gum bhulaya jata h….. …aur Gum vah chiz h mere dost….. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. …jisse liphapha chip kaya jata h……:-P:-*.
Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota h….? .. Dadaji- mujhe na hi pata, chal bhag yanha se….! .. .. .. .. .. Pota- mujhe pata tha, ..isi liye to aaj proprety k 15 tukde h…..!
Sir- batao sabse dardnaak delivery kiski thi…? .. Studant- sir mujhe lagta h, sunny deole ki maa ki….! .. Sir- wo kaise…? .. .. .. .. Studant- sir wo kahta h na k…”MAIN NIKALA O GADDI LEKE”….:-P:-D
Aaisq log must read….. … Uski gaali se gurare to Chaubara nazar aaya…. .. Uski gaali se gurare to Chaubara nazar aaya…. .. Uski maa ne dekha liya, aur boli….. .. .. .. .. .. “BOSDI K GAAD FAAD DUNGI JO DUBARA NAZAR AAYA”…..;->:-@:-*
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