Friday, 25 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 66

1 neta ki patni ne neta se: ki me gruhini pad se istifa de rahi hu. Neta ne: ki abhi tum is pad per chalu raho kyo ki filhaal is pad ke liye umeedvaar thnth ne k baad de dena.



geography teacher.. India me sbse jyda baraf kha girti h.???? . . . . . . Awsme rply by kid.. . . ”whiskey k glass me..



Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie “ROBOT Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.



The Sweetest Reation of a girl after fight > Boy – Tu muje blank messages q bej rahi hai ? . . . . . . . Girl – because i am not talking to you



Girl- me mar jaungi mit jaungi, tere pyaar me tabaah ho jaungi… . . . . . . . . Boy- dekh le jaisa tere ko theek lage…. ;) :)



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