Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Puchho “ Kya Khaayegi Moti? †Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Jaroor Bach Jayenge .
Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha Sales-man: “ Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? †Santa: “ Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega “
Santa in Lift.. Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume”Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- “Muli”14 Rupey Kilo….. Santa Madhosh \m/ ladkia Behosh
Malik nokar se: Machar kitna shor kar rahe hai. Tmne machar marne ki dawa nahi dali kya? Nokar- Dali hai malik, ye to unki biwiya ha jo ro rahi hai !!
Ek ladka apni gril frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai, aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai. Socho boht tez barish ladka ladki akele socho kya hota hai socho . . . . socho . . Nahi pata . . . . ladki ka makeup utar jata hai aur ladka dar ke bhaag jata hai.:
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