Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 1

Sardar was riding a bike… A police tried to stop him Police: “Stop! Stop!! Your bike doesn’t have headlight” Sardar: “It doesn’t have breaks too”



Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why? The report said, “DELIVERED”.



Sardar’s theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly…



Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back



Sardar bought a new colour TV and put it in water. Why? He wanted to check whether colour goes or not!!



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