Monday, 28 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 146

CHALAI KALLAN APNAY BACHOON K SAATH KASHMIR KE SARHAD PAR DEAKHA GAYA HAIN. GAIR MULKI KHABAR AGENCY NAY KAHA HAY KE CHALAI KALLAN KASHMIR MAY DAKHIL HO CHUKA HAY JAB KE US K BACHAY ABI DAKHIL HIONAY MAIN NAKAAM HOGAYA HAIN. AAP SAB KO KAHA JAATA HAY KE APNAY HATHYAAR”KANGRI”LOAD KAR K RAKHAY……… -. …….CHALAI KALLAN MUBARAK……



Chaho to dil se hme nikal dena, chaho to hme bhula dena, chaho to hmari yaad v mita dena, pr hmari mano to ye bekar kosis karna chhor dena. SMJHE MR. Djsumit



Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar . . Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar, . . Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne, . . Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar:-P Djsumit



Life me jisko hota h gum,wo pita h RUM.Ankho me jiske ho tear,wo pita h BEAR.Jisko love lgta hrisky,wo pita h WHISKY. Toh… Pio WINE aur bindaasmaro LINE… Djsumit



Har Dilka 1″raz”hota hai Har baat ka 1andaz hota hai Jab tak na lage bewafai ki thokar Har kisi ko apni pyar par naaz hota he. Djsumit



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