Sunday, 27 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 127

Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the, Santa : Aab bus hua. hum khel band karte hain. Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.



Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi



Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat HaiĆ¢€¦



Ap Logo Se Munni Ka Sawal Jo Munni Tarap K Ap Se Pochti He? . . . Kameeno . . . . . . . . . Ma Ka Laadla Bhe To Bigra Tha. Merey Hi Phechey Kun Parey Ho?:-D



Q: Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with four wells in each corner? . . . . . Ans: Just to play carrom !! :-)



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