Ek baccha bahut der se ro raha tha…Maa ne pucha-”Mele laal ko kya chahiye”? “Toffee” “Biscuit” “Ice-Cream”?? Baccha bola-Bas ek sanam chahiye Aashiqi ke liye…-
Dost mate ketla karu 6u “KHARCHA” tamari aagr su karu “CHARCHA” kok divas to batavo tamara sms na “PARCHA” Baki khavdavis “LAL MARCHA”
Zindagi k 3 khubsurat lamhe… . . . . . . . . . 1. SUBAH KI Neend 2. DoPAHAR KI Neend
3. RAAT KI Neend
neend hi neend…..;) …..By Ranjit
Gunehgaar kaun..?? PATI aur PATNI so rahe the. Achaanak, PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi?? bhago mera PATI aa gaya? PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya….By Ranjit
Bahu : Maaji, Yeh Abhi Tak Nahi Aaye, Kahi Koi Ladki Ka Chakkar Toh Nahi Hai Unke ? . . . . . . Maaji : Are Kambakht Tu Toh Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai, Ho Sakta Hai Ke Kisi Truck Ke Niche Aa Gaya Ho!
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