Saturday, 26 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 99

Pappu ( Bhabhi Se ) -: Bhabhi Ji,Ye Lo Laddu, Muh Mitha Kro Bhabhi Naha Rahi Thi, Socha Pappu To Andha Hai, Isliye Bina Kapde K Bahar Aa Kar Boli :- Ye Kis Khushi Me Devar Ji ? Pappu :- Meri Ankhen Thik Ho Gayi Hai Bhabhi Ji.



Court Me Pappu Talak Ke Liye Gaya. . . . Pappu Judge Se Bola :- Sir , I Am Not Happy With My Wife. . . . . . . To Patni Boli :- Kamine , Sara Mohalla Khush Hai Bus Tere Hi Nakhre Hai.



Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Dil Se Chaaho, To Puri Kayanat Usey Tumse Alag Karne Me Lag Jati Hai.



Pagal Dentist Se : Kya Dard K Baghair Daant Nikaal Lete Ho? Dr: Nahi. Pagal: Main Nikal Leta Hn. Dr: Wo Kaise? . . . . . . . . Pagal: Hee Hee Hee, Hee Hee Hee.ee



Girl- My Janu, My Baby, Mera Baccha, My Sweetu, My Golu.. Kya Tum Mujhse Shadi Karoge? Bol Mela Baby . . . . . . . . . Boy- Arre Kamini, Propose Kar Rahi Hai Ya Goad Le Rahi Hai?



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