Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!†The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!†“PAGAL KUTTA…!!â€Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!†The dog bites him
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya, Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai…
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
Bhikhari To Manmohan Singh:- 1 Rupya De Do Baba Roti Khani Hai . . . Manmohan:-1000 Rs Dunga Pehle Ye Bata ki Hamari Sarkar Ke Hote Hue Sirf 1Rupiye Me Roti de kaun raha hai….. ??
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