Sunday, 27 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 125

Ek Mulvi K Hath Se Kawaa Gosht chheen Kar Urr Gaya, Mulvi Ne Kaway Ko Awaz Di, Ke Gosht Wapas Karo, Warna Loud Speaker Me AeLan Karon Ga, Ke Kawa khana HaLaL hy. Incoming search terms:



vs Bahu SMS 1 Dulhan kaam nahi karti thi. Maa Betay se boli k mn jharoo dongi to tum bolna k Ammi rehnay den, Mn de donga… Is tarah isko sharm aaegi… Jab Maa jharu dene lagi to beta bola k mn doonga… Us pe Dulhan boli k . . . . . Larnay ki kya baat hay ? ek din Aap den ek din Ammi dengi..



Drinkers Gang: Aaj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty. Baar owner: Bs kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?



Tu na kam bola kar, itni hasiyat nhi h teri, k tu mujhse aise baat kare, or sunle, agli baar zaban sambhal kar baat kario.. “Agar kisiko datna ho to aise dantiye”



Koi apse baat kare, Tarif kare, Apko smart kahe, to use jor se ek THAPAD marna, uski HIMMAT kaise hui Apko APRIL Fool banane ki…



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