Gaon k couple ek bar restaurant gaye.. Bf-Tum kya khaogi? Gf-jo Tum khaoge! Bf- Achcha… Waiter Menu lana.. Gf- (sarmaate hue) Mai b Menu khaungi.. – GulshanSms
Premika:- Aisa Khat koi Likh Sajna, Meri puri Umar Beet Jaye Pdhne Me… Premi: (!=0!> xE’?1!!:e’$ a?>#”e!%;>;>,e=$?#.P(p+>!$ Le Padh le. <|:) - GulshanSms
ã€Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge
doctor: ap k pati ko jayda rest ki jrurat hai ye lijiye sleeping tablets. wife: un ko ye kb dena hai doctor. doctor: ye un k liye nhi ap k liye hai.
1 Admi TRAIN me chadne laga ki akashvani aayi Isme mat chad ye pataree se utar jayegi. PLANE me chadne laga Awaj aayi- Ye crash ho jayega. BUS me chadne laga Awaj aayi, Ye khaai mai gir jayegi. Admi (gusse se)-Kaun hai be? Awaz-GOD. Admi- Shadi k waqt Tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?
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