Every Girl Has Her Bestfrnd Her Boyfrnd & Her Love. But She Is Lucky, if they r al the Same Person
Girls dont have brain…. Boy:- marry me….. Girl:- do u have BMW car? Boy:- no..! Girl:- how much in urs salary? Boy:-no salary…but Girl:- no but U have nothing at all How can I marry wid u. No way Leave me……!! Boy (talk to him self): I have 1 villa 3 property land, 3 Ferrari 2 Porsche Why should I buy BMW? Why can Itake salary? when still I am boss….. (*) moral:-: (girl) don’t have brain..
mom to her 7 yrs kid…. let’s practise math ok!! let’s start frm addition.. mother: e.g..your aunt give u2 oranges and 3 apples…what’s u’r answer??? … . . . . . . . . . kid: thank you auntie….
Boy jab fail ho jaye to…. mom 3 words kehti hai: ” AURJAA GHUMNE ” . Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:”SHARM NAHI AATI ” . Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain . . . ” Abe Tu Bhi ” ..:P
Khushi k liye1 dabaye. Muskan k liye 2dabaye. Mujhse dosti k liye 3dabaye. Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye
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