Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne. Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai? Shopkeeper: Rs 500. Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai. Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu. Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai! Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao. Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…
Beta: mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraz hote hai? Maa:Tu yakenan kisi chudail ke chakar main hoga or ye sub tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga. Ladkiya to bus ladkon ko phansaane main he lagi rehti hai. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru hogaien.Beta in se bach k rehna. Ye bohat makkar or KAMEENI hoti hain. Inka to khandan bhi… Beta: aisa kuch nahi hai, woh to Daddy bata rahey thay k Aap Dono ki Love Marriage thi
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