bhikari-allah ke naam pe ek rupaya dede baba!. jagu-kya karega ! bhikhari-khana khaunga! jagu-tu ek nahi dus lele per itna bata 1k rupaya mein khana milta kahan hai… bhikhari-kyun shab! jagu-dono chalenge!
Sardar ne apni Bhabhi ko khub mara, Jab logone pucha Q? Sardar=yar me jise bhi puchta hu ki tum phone pe kisse bat kr raha hai, har koi kehta ‘TERI BHABHI’ se..
Ek bar hanumanji mahadev se.., hanuman- prabhu ab mae dharti par nai rah sakta. Mahadev-kyo? Kya hua? Hanu- prabhu ghor kalyug aa gaya hai. Pahle log let kar matha tekte the,phir jhuk ke pranam karna shuru kar diya par aaj to gajab ho gaya. Mahadev-are hua kya batao to sahi? Hanu- prabhu aaj ek larki aai hath hila kar boli “, hae hanu. Whats up? Aur ye aise muh kyo phula rakha hai ?girlfrnd se jhagra ho gaya kya?
Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita Aai…….. Arjun ne baand chalaya Draupadi aayi…….. Krishna ne Bansi Bajai Meera Aai……….. . . . . . . . . . Humne to SITI bajai saali baap ko kyun le aayi…….
Santa ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye . . Que. the:- 1.China kis Desh me hai? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai? 3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai? 4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai? 5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..?
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