Sunday, 27 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 126

Aapko ‘miss’ krna roz ki baat hai, ‘Yaad’ karna aadat ki baat hai, Door rehna kismat ki ‘baat’ hai, Lekin….. AAPKO “JHELNA” MAA KASAM, himmat ki baat hai….



Santa Sitting On Roadside, Banta Asks Y R U Wasting Time? Santa:Im Taking Revenge. Banta:How? Santa:Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbad Kia He,Ab Mein Waqt Brbad Kar Raha Hu…



Tantrik Santa se- “Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai…” Santa- “Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi



4 d first time introducing intelligent santa.. Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain? Salesman: Rs 1 Santa:60ps mein dega. slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga. Santa:le 40ps, kela de



Ultimate one:- A Banta said something in Santa’s ear, and Santa died. . . Take a wild guess, Wat did he say..? . . . . . . ‘Dhishkiyaon’



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