DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS_ .. .. .. Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey …Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me……. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.. . . Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me…………. Â .!!!! LIKE IF U AGREE……:
Wife- Q ji.. Jab mai moti ho jaungi Aap mujhe tabh bhi itna pyar karoge? Husband- Nahi.. Maine sukh dukhme sath dene ka wada kiya hai Mote-Patle me nahi.
Chota bachha-gorapan ke liye koi creem he kya, Dukandar he na, Chota bachha-to saale apne chehre pe gharta kyo nahi me hamesha dar jata hu.
Chandni raat thi Woh mera saath thi, Hathome hath thi Paome paa thi, Me uski upar thi Woh meri neche thi.. Itna, Romance mat ho mere dost Woh mera……… CYCLE thi.
Chor aya tijori pr likha tha todne ki Zrurt nhi Button dbao khul jayega button dbate hi police a gyi chor- Ma kasam insaniyat s vistas uth gaya;-(
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