Jor Ka Jhatka Hye.. Joro Se Laga, Pdhai Ban Gye Umarkaid Ki Sja.. Ye H Udasi Jaan Ki Pyasi, Exam Se Achcha Tum De Do Fasi..!!?!! Copy Mile Na Chupao Aisi Jagah.
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MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Sindhi sikhna padega. Kuch hal batao. MUNNA BHAI : Sindhi kyun, aur char mahinayka kya chakkar hai? MAMU : Meinay ek Sindhi baccha adoptkiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega,par tum to bol sakta hai na.
Bole to read karne ke time, munna or circuit mafik ishtyle mein read karne ko maangta ! PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho? MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmitha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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