GOD: I can’t b evrywhere so I created MOTHER. DEVIL: I too can’t b evrywhere soI created GIRLS. GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
17century mom 2 her son beta apne religion k ladkise shadikrna 18cntry-apne caste k 19cntry-apne level k 20cntry-apne desh 21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-D
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eatingout, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
A man who surrenders when he’swrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he’s Right, is a Husband.
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