Monday, 28 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 151

girl—>jab saavan aata hai teri yad aati hai… . jab badal chate hai teri yad aati hai. . jab bunde girti hai.teri yad aati hai. . . . . . .boys—>kamini ­ taane mat de pata hai tera chaata dena hai.



Fact Of Life.. . . . . . . . . Only 1% Of The Girls Become Wife Of Their Lovers, The Remaining Become Passwords Of FACEBOOK And EMAIL ! .:P :D agree ??



CID returns :P CID ne Sony se naata jod liya … CID ne Sony se naata jod liya …… jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat , Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya !!!



Horror films mein Ladki ko Ghar mein Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai KON HAI WAHAN? . . . . . KON HAI WAHAN? Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu. Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,, wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath :P :D



One personal question :- . . . . . . . . . . Aapke cellphone ka current balance kitna h ?? ;) sab sach sach btana ;) ) Post paid wale to chup hi rehna:P



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