Ek ladka bus me ja raha tha usi bus me ek khoubsurat ladki ja rah thi Ladki ne kisi bat par huns di to ladka dewana ho gaya us ne ladki se number manga ladki ne last wala no. Galat diya ladka ghar aya aur phone milaya aur dil dil me shairy milaya Yeh ishq nahi asa bus itna samajh le Usi waqt phone bolta hai Dail kiya gaya no. Punah janch le.
Boy : Tum ladkiya Itani khubsurat q hoti ho ? Girl :qki, god ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai. Boy : sali bol to aise rahi hai jaise ki hamko net se download kiya hai.
-Msh.
1 bacha school me Chaakoo lekar ghoom raha tha Sir : tm chaku lekar kyon ghoom rahe ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bacha : kya krun sir bandook khridne ke paise ni h :p
Girl : i m in love Girl 1 : who is he??? Girl 2 : dikhne me kaisa h Girl 3 : kya krta h?. Girl 4 : smart h? Girl 5 : Rich??? . . . . . Same qstn Boy : i m in love Boy 1 : party Boy 2 : party Boy 3 : party Boy 4 : party Boy 5 : party..!
1 ldka smose khridne gaya… Ladka : smose h??? Halwai : ni h Ladka : (gusse se) Dekh loonga Halwai : kya dekh lega be? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladka : uncle agli dukan pe dekh lunga
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