Sunday, 27 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 117

Ladki Pe Style Maarne Ke Chakkar Mein Ek Ladka Bike Se Gir Gaya… . . . Ladki: Oh My God ! Aapko Kahin Chot To Nahi Aayi ?? . . . Ladka: Oh No Baby, Yeh To Meri Bike Se Utarne Ki Style Hai..:O :P :D



Wife:raat ko chor aaya tha ghar me,aur mujhe kiss karke chala gaya. pati: tumne roka nahi ? wife: bahut roka par vah bola phir aaunga !



A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya…..



Pappu Nd Santa In A Football Stadium.. Pappu – : Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai? Santa : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!! Pappu – :”Lekin Paji, Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai , Or Kitni Gol Krenge?”



1 Ladki Bus Stop Pe Naqab May Khadi Thi. 1 Admi Bike Pe Aya Or Kaha. Lift Chahiye Kya Drlng ?? Ladki Boli. . . . . . . . ” Haye Allah Tauba Tauba Abu Main Hu ” . Aapki ZOYA…!!!



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