Pata h Damand ki sasural me itani izzat kyo hoti h…… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kiyoki, sasural wale janate h ki, ye wohi Mahan insaan h, jinho ne un k ghar k tufan ko samhale rakha h…..:-* ..agree all futuer Damands.., to thoko likes..
1GiRL FaNSi LaGa KaR MaRNe Ja RaHi Thi SaNTa Ne KhiDKi Se DeKHa Or BoLa SiRf LaTaKne Se HeiGHt Nhi BaDheGi MoM Ko BoLo CoMpLaN B PiLaYe
Bhikhari- Hello TAJ Hotel…, 1 pizza…, 1 biryaani.., 1 ras-malai bhej do…! TAJ- kis k naam se bheju saar…..? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. …Bhikhari- “BHAGWAAN K NAAM PE”…… :-*:-D.
Awosome Birbal.. .. ..Akbar- hamare ammi abba humse intni mohabat karte the, ki hame sulane k liye sari-2 raat jaga karte the, aur hum phir bhi na sote the….! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ….BIRBAL- tabhi to aap iklote rah gaye huzoor…….:-P:-D:-*.
A cute girl to shopkeeper….. …uncle,jab mai badi ho jaungi to aap aapne bete ki saadi mujhse krwana….! Shopkeeper- haan beta jaroor krwa denge….! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Girl- to sasur g aapni hone wali bahu ko ek “DARYMILK” do na….:-P:-*
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