Yu to RAJPUT mazak kiya nhi karte.Gun to kya kishi ko BULLET bhi diya nhi karte yaari sirf aap se h warna RAJPUT kishi ko msg to kya NUMBER bhi diya nhi karte. Royal rajput
Shaadi S- Setting band, H- Himmat khatam, A-Aarzu khatam, A- Aazadi samapt, D- Dimaag kharab, I- Imtihaan shuru, Jinki ho gyi bhog lo Jinki nhi hui wo soch lo. By -Sarik
Kudha kare zindgi me ye makam aaye, tujhe bholne ki dua karo or dua me tera naam aaye………..@
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?†He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out bylunch, last one was a duck!â€..
Papa- bete tumhe kaisi wife chahiye…..? .. ..beta- bilkul chand jaisi, jo raat me aaye aur din me chale jaae….! .. .. .. ..papa- bete use CHAND na hi, RAND kahate hai……:-*:-P:-D
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