Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 27

Face pe apke gajab ki smile hai, Suna hai apke paas ek pc hai aur usame ek sms ki file hai, Phir bhi FreshSMS pe sms nahi karte ye kaun sa style hai.



Happy Monkey Day Aapki Nazar Me Jo Sbse Acha Bander/bndari He To Use Ye Msg Bhejo Mene To Bhej Diya H Ab Muje Ye Msg Bhejkr Languro Wali Hrkat Mat Krna…



Na Jaane Ye Jhuti Duniya Kaha Jaa Rhi h, wA wA Na Jaane Ye Jhuti Duniya Kaha Jaa Rhi h, INSAN Khud “PAAD” K Kehta h Ye “BADBU” Kaha Se Aa Rahi hai..



Drinkers Movies Banate Toh- 1)Soda Akbar 2)Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi 3)Rum De Basanti 4)Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bewde Zameen Par.



Karoon to kis liye aakhir karoon malal us ka, usey nahin to mujheybhi nahin khayal us ka, Meri wafa ne banaya hai bewafa us ko, Kisi ada par nahin haikamal us ka, Mere naseeb ki yeh bhi to khush naseebi hai, Ke mujh ko dekh ke sab pochte hain hal us ka, Yehi doa main karon har baras ke pehley din, Mere bagher na guzre koi bhi saal us ka, Mere khwab ko us kenaseeb main likh dey, KHUDA-E-PAK mujhey soonp de zawaal us ka.. Djsumit



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