Waqat Ki Ho Doop Ya Ho Tez Aandiyan Kuch Kadmo K Nishan Kabi Nahe Khote Jinhien Yaad Kar K Muskura De Aankhein Wo Log Door Ho Kar B Door Nahe Hote…
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”
Wo Shirt Badi Nirali Thi… Jo Tumne Apne Dost Ki Shaadi Me Nikali Thi… Tum Par Mar Miti Thi Wo Ladki… Jo Poori Barat Me Sabse”KALI”Thi. Djsumit
Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega, I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower.
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