Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 166

Newton ki Gf: Aj me kesi lag rahi hu? Newton:Tan c/Sin c GF:-Wat? Newton:- Tan c/Sinc =(Sin c/Cos c)/Sin c =1/Cos c =Sec c GF-WOW! Naughty newty.. =Hi frndss… Djsumit



Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…



Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain man- are waha Vo kaise? sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.



Sardar got a job in AIRTel custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do? Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling



Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ? Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status. Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !



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