One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…?? Dhai(2.5) another day!
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare. Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola… “Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya haiâ€
Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi. Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
**WARNING** THIS IS NOT TRUE IN CASE OF EVERY SAALI. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!! Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is earth QUAKE *Ek Dukhi Paati.*
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