Saturday, 26 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 100

Raju – Yaar Mare Gye, Samne Se Jo Do Aurte Aa Rahi Hai, Unme Se Ek Meri Patni Hai, Toh Dusri Meri Girlfriend… Monu – Kmaal Ho Gya Yaar, Mai Bhi Tum Se Yahi Baat Kahne Wala Tha.



1 bachcha maths teacher ko phone lagata hai. Teacher`s Wife : Wo 2 din pahle mar gaye. next day bachcha fir call karta hai. wife : maine kaha na wo mar gaye. bachcha agale din fir call karta hai. wife : kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye h, bar-bar call kyu kar rahe ho. child : sun ke achcha lagata hai.



a b c d e f g h i * * * * * * * * * * * u v w x y z . . . . . . . . . . . . . . dekha !!! i and u ke beech mein jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala..!



Engineering student ka dard . . . . . Wo ye bol kar hume chor gayi dosto . . . . . . Tumhare to EXAMS hi khatm ni hote, tum pyar kya kroge..=D Djsumit



Arz kiya hai__-__agar chappal chotti ho jaye paawn mai ne atti¿¿¿¿¿¢¢¢¢¢¢«»«»«» wah wah wah<><><><><> aur agr g.f moti ho jaye baho mai nahi atti



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