Romantic story….Read Must.. Boy:- Hey ? Girl:- Yeah…How are you? Boy:- I am fine. Can you make My Biggest dream come true? You are the only one Who can do so… Girl:- Sure..what’s your dream. .??? Boy:- I just want your one signature darling… please… Girl:- Don’t be sad baby, where you want my signature. ? Boy:- On Our ‘Marriage Certificate…’   ♥
Wen U Cry:- Koi Nhi Dekta. Wen U Worried:- Koi Nhi Dekta. Wen U Hapy:- Koi Nhi Dekta. . . . . . Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao, Saala Pura Khandan Dhek Leta Hai…:p
Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the.. God:- “Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai. . Pehla:- “Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq hai. . Dusra:-”Main ek desh bhakt neta hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai. . . . . Teesra:- “Maine ENGINEERINGki PADHAI KI HAI.” . God:- “kuch mat bol mere bhai, rulaeyga kya?? saari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai. Swarg par tera hi haq hai..” :O
Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Ko Samajh Payegi Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Fir Pana VoChahegi Par Afsos Use Gale Se Main Laga Na Pauga Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Main Laut Na Pauga… By –
Murga:- I love u. Murgi:- Ha ha…. Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu…. Murgi:- Really?? Murga:- Yes.. Kya karu batao. Murgi:- Bataun… . . .Bataun… . . . Chal anda de…!
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