1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gya Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha baad me Ladki se bola SUSU krne ki jagah dikhao Ldki sharmate huye PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
When ppl drink alcohol..everyone says they r alcoholic.. but.. When i drink fanta..no one says I’m fantastic..!!! jalte h sab..
Honeybee said: “I m the sweetest in d world” God laughed & said: “Wait, u’ve not met d person reading this sms.” Moral- even god can crack jokes.;)
Next generation’s K.G. poem- Drinking-drinking little beer, How i wonder which bar is near? Up the vodka’s rate so high, 1 bottle desi with chicken fry..
Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the. GOD: Ye log naark me bhi aish kar rahe hain.. Yamraj: hostel wale hain. Saale Kahin bhi Set ho jaate hain!!:
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