Gadhe Ke Paas Pani Aur DaruKi Balti Rakhi.. Gadha Pani Pee Gaya. Police Ne Sharabi Se Puchha=Kya Sikha? Sharabi-Jo Daru Na Piye Wo Gadha.
‘Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu? Sheikh : Oyye Praji Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun’ from.yogesh
Santa – Yaar tune kabhi socha hai ki asptal me operation se pahale marij ko behosh kyon kiya jata hai? Banta – Agar behosh nahi kiya aur marij ne operation karna sikh liya to doctor ke dhandhe ki to what lag jayegi.!
Kisi ka accident dekhne k baad, Marathi-chya aaila! Ahirani-maiva kasa gaya to! Adivasi-in baina kisha gaya! But, Gujar’s-in bhe bhadva,suddhi par chalavta nai. Nakki piyela vashe.!
Apni girlfriend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Puchho: Kya Khaayegi Moti? Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Jaroor Bach Jayenge
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