Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 163

Boy to girl …. i can make u say I Love You …. Girl : no wayyy !! Boy : bet ?? Girl : yes … Boy : ok start … say blue ? Girl : blue Boy : say pink ? Girl : pink… Boy : say love ? Girl : love … Boy : whats 1+1 ? Girl : 2 Boy : ur age ? Girl : 18 Boy : hahaha… i tOld u i cud make u say 18!! Girl : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U Boy : yes i did :D :D :D !!!



Ek Ladki interview dene gai Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai jis k 2 tyres hote hain…?? . Ladki : bike ! . Boss: nahi, hOnda bike ;) chAlo ek aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hote hain…?? . Ladki : car ! . Boss : nhi, toyota car :D . . Ladki: Chal ub tu mere sawal ka jawab de.! :@ . Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhne me white hai aur beech mai kaala anda hai…..?? . Boss : hehehe !! Ankh. . . Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki Ankh..



Santa : School male hai ki female….? Banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi Bhaut confusing hai…



Father: Beta, facebook se hatke ek duniya hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Son: really papa? Zara link toh share Karo



Father: Beta, facebook se hatke ek duniya hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Son: really papa? Zara link toh share Karo



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