GALIB NE BHARI MEHFIL MI SHER MARA , GALIB NE BHARI MEHFIL MI SHER MARA FIR KYA HUA? HONA KYA THA SHERNI VIDWA HO GAI
Super Bezti=D Larki: mera bag 2500,sandal 2200 aur suit 3000 ka hai. . . . . . . . Larka: bss karo, pahlay apnay sir par dupatta sahi kar lo 5 rupay wali HAIR band nazar aarahi hai.:p
Santa loan lene k liye bank gya. Bank k ek postar par likha tha ki ” Hamre yaha Sone par loan Milta hai ” santa bank me so gya . Gard ne santa ko uthaya or bola bank me kyu so rahe ho ? Santa: loan k liye.
1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai 2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye 3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
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