A Man Was Watching A Movie At Home And Suddenly Shouts “Nooooooooooooo -!” Ruk jaaaaaaaaooo ! . . . . Ghode se utar jaao! Ye ek jaal he . utar jaaao!! . . . . Wife shocked , bhagti bhagti aayi and puchha Kya hogaya? Kise warn kar rahe ho? Kya dekh kya rahe ho tum? . . . . . Man: Hamari wedding DVD dekh raha hu. :’( :’( LOLZ THOKO LIKE & KAR DALO SHARE
Once Rajnikant appeared in exam of B.E. Guess what happened? . . . . Ghanta He Too… Failed.. . . . . . Beta ye ENGINEERING hai… Rajni ho ya Gajni… Sabki hai BAJNI…………. Engineers THOKo LIKE
Cute dada giri . child prayed god “plz give me a cycle” . But he didn’t get any cycle… . next day he stole a ganesh statue & wrote letter to lord shiva . . ” agar bacha chahiye to cycle le kar mandir aaja.. ”
Gandi Waali Bezzati… . Bf to Gf – Jaan Tum Kal Mere Sapne Mein Aayi Thi .. You Were Looking Very Cute . Gf Khush Ho Kar.. Hmm ? Sach Much ♥ . Bf – Haan Baba Such Much ♥ . Gf .. Sapne Mein Hum Dono Kya Kar Rahe The? . Bf – I Was Eating Dairy Milk ! Main Akele He Kha Raha Tha Aur Tum Bhooki Bhikari Ke Andaaz Mein Keh Rahi ThiKi Plz Beshak Chocolate Naa Dena But Wrappar To De Dena Chaatne Ke Liye
Engineers in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (- _-) When professor say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) During the exam (→_→) (â†_â†) (→_→) (â†_â†) (→_→) (â†_â†) When professor comes in (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) In the end of the exam (à¹Ì¯Í¡à¹) (Í¡à¹Ì¯Í¡à¹) (Í¡à¹Ì¯Í¡à¹)(Í¡à¹Ì¯Í¡à¹) (Í¡à¹Ì¯Í¡à¹) (Í¡à¹Ì¯Í¡à¹) (Í¡à¹Ì¯Í¡à¹) aGAR agree KRTE HO TOH THOKO LIKE
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