Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 116

Tari yaad aave to tara Msg vanchu 6u,Jo tne malvu hoi to mara Dil ne samajaavu 6u,ane Jo taaro aawaz sambhadvo hoy to Kutra ne pathro maaru 6u..



Girl- mom sir kitane handsome h na….! .. Mom- bete aapne se bado ko pita saman samjhna chahiye… .. .. .. .. .. Girl- mom aap bhi na jab dekho tab aapni hi seting me lagi rahti ho…



1 bar 1 car ki nilami hoti hai,boli lagti hai,20 lakh,30 lakh ,40 lakh,santa kahta hai,is khatale me aisa kya hai,batate hai ki,is car se ab tak 10 bar accident hua hai,sirf wife ki death hui hai,tab santa bolta hai, 1 crore.



Chuha hathi se… -aapni biwi ki bara dena.. .. Hathi.. (Has kar) – q aapni biwi ko pahnaega.. .. .. Chuha- beti ki saadi h. Mehmaano k liye Tent lagana h….ladies alag/ gents alag…….:-P



Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.:-)



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