Sunday, 27 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 106

When u love, u get hurt, when u get hurt, u hate, when u hate, u try to forget, when u try to forget,u start missing, when u start missing, u fall in love again.



Customer: Mujhe Phone Per Dhamkiya Mill Rahi Hai. Police: Kaun Hai Woh Jo Aapko Dhamkiya De Raha Hai? Customer: Telephone Wale Bolte Hai Ke, Bill Nahi Bharoge Toh Kaat Denge.



Khidki se dekha to raaste par koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raaste par koi nahi tha raaste per se dekha to khidki per koi nahi tha:-D



Boy-Jaan Tu badal Gyi GiRL-Kese Boy-Ab Jab Kiss Krta Hu To Tum eyes close Nhi Krti Girl-Saale Pichli Bar Close Ki Thi To Purse Se 500Rs Gayab The.



Wife: Bs kro g..rat k 12bje se kr rhe ho or subah k8 bj chuke h. Thake nai kya?Aur kitna kroge? Hsbnd :krne do na darling abhi to mere 200 MB or free hai Thora aur download karne dona. Djsumit



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