Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 128

A Couple in art Gallery See a Painting of a Girl Coverd with Leaves. Wife Moves But Husband Keeps Gazing. Wife:ab PATJHAD Tk Yhi Khade Rhoge Kya



Girl’s father: “main nahin Chahta k meri beti apni pori Zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray” Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main Usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”



GF: Me Tere Letters Ke Stamp Tickets Ko KISS Krti Hu.. Unhe Tere Lips Ne Chua Hoga.. BF: Pr M To Unhe Apne Kutte Ki Nak Se Gila Kr K Chipkata tha



Boy: let’s watch a movie Girl: ok what movie!? Boy: a horror movie the grudge Girl: um…ok *After the movie* … Girl: i noticed… you were watching me most of the time … Boy: *Laughs* i watched the movie yesterday Girl; what….. Boy: i just wanted to hug you and protect you:))



Never Date A GIRL Whose Father Calls Her “PRINCESS” . . . Chances Are . . .



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