Bhikhari To Manmohan Singh:- 1 Rupya De Do Baba Roti Khani Hai . . . Manmohan:-1000 Rs Dunga Pehle Ye Bata ki Hamari Sarkar K Hote Hue Sirf 1 Rupiye Me Roti de kaun raha hai….. ?? :
Budha Budhi Ki Kahani Read Must 1 budha aya saath me 1 budhiya ko laya Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya Pehle budhe ne khaya budhiya ne pankha hilaya Fir budhiya ne khaya budhe ne pankha hilaya Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya Aaye Laila Majnu k Maa Baap Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath kyu nahi khaya….?? Iss par budhe ne farmaya!!! Beta tera sawal to nek hai Par hamare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai
Ek aurat coma main chali gai . . . Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala …. Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya… 1 saal bad aurat sach main mar gai . . . Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolty ja rahe thy . Lekin . Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi KHAMBA BACHA ke. .. KHAMBA BACHA ke
CHEMISTRY at Its Peak Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn?? Student : COFFEE !! Teacher : HOW ?? Student : CO 2Fe = COFFEE!! Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!
Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They.. . . . Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi…
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