Monday, 28 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 135

Maine kaha m0hbt me kuch ß kr skta hun faraz Maine kaha m0hbt me kuch ß kr skta hun faraz Usne kaha 1 anday k 2 Omlet t0 bna kr dikha0, (,”)/’ hut ja yar /) / zubaida apa _//_ k pas jana hai.



Boys Fact: 1- Flirty, Naughty, Nice 2- Care Friendship 3- Always think about girls (hot ones) Girls Fact: 1- Proudy, Lier, Cheater, Two-faced 2- Emotional blackmailers 3- Favorite toy – boys



Agar mobile ki battery low ho OR Ap ne zarori call karni ho to pahle mobile charge kar lo Yaar aab zubaida apa engineer thori ha jo is chez ka b totka batayen.



19 Kism k Insaan hoty hain: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19- is me se koi aik No select karo Dekhte hen k Ap kis kism k insan ho RPLY MUST, 1-Bewakoof 2-Zidi 3-Pagal 4-Mokhlis Dil 5-Sacha pyar krny wala 6-Khoobsurat 7-Shakki Tabiyat 8-Maghror 9-Fozol. 10-Khoobsurt Aankhon Wala/wali 11-Samajhdar 12-NA Laiq 13-hoshiyar 14-dil jeetne wala 15-kanjus 16-Kaamchor 17-Bad Shakal 18-Naik Dil 19-Bewafa,



Teacher- Batao ‘Ganga’ kaha se nikalti h & kaha ja k Milti h? Santa- Sir Ganga School K Bahane Ghar se Nikal kar Mandirk Piche Kalu Se Milti H



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