Ek baar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jaante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali. By – sharique[HAIDAR NAGAR]
Education related songs:- SCHOOL-Yeh galiyan yeh chobara,yahan aana na dobara…. TUTION-Idhar chala me udhar chala…. MATHS-Ajib dasta hai ye,kaha suru.. SCIENCE: Aa khusi se khud khusi kr le… GEOGRAPHY: musafir hu me yaron… ECONOMICS: Q pesa-2 krti h q pese pe 2 marti h… EXAM:Zehrili raten aur neden ud jati h…. RESULT:Jiya dhadak-2 jiya dhadak PASS:Aaj me upar asman neeche…. FAIL:Jag suna suna lage jag suna suna lge koi.
Gabbar=Kitne Admi the? Sambha=Sarkar 2. Gabbar=Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he?? Smb=2 1 ke Baad ata he. Gab=aur 2 k pehle?? Smb= 2 k pehle 1 atahe. Gabbr=To bich me kaun ata he? Samb=Bichme koi nahi ata. Gab=To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Smb=2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he Gab=2 1se Kitna bada he? Samba=goli marni h to mar de gabbar, tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavanprash nahi.
Mr.BEAN puts pencil in2 a horlicks bottle! Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? To make the pencil taller, strongr & sharpr, He is so intelligent! Just like u..
Dimag faadu shayari… Ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng.. . . . ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng.. . . . abhi aap chote ho isliye. . . “some txt missing’:-
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