Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.nonveg sms in hindi, santa banta nonveg sms Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.
Santa: Tu Office Me Sher Bankar Ghumta H,very funny hindi sms, jokes Ghar Pe Tujhe Kya Ho Jata H? Banta: Ghar pe bhi Sher Hi Hu, Bas Upar ‘Durga Ma’ Sawaar Ho Jati H.
Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume”Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- “Muli”14 Rupey Kilo….. Santa Madhosh \m/ ladkia Behosh
Ek bili ne monky ko i love u bola monky ne kaha tum ne mujme kya dekha bili hanuman ka photo dekhte huve tuj me rab dikhta hai yaara me kya karu
Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife . Servant picked up d phone. Pappu : Memsab se baat karao ! Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so … rahi hai. … Pappu : Par sahab to main hu. servant: Ab main kya karu? Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu.. After killing…. servant: Dead body ka kya karu ? Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja. Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi. . Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P :
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