Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagaye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay. Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar.
Kadam-Kadam par khushian rahe Gum se kabhi na ho samana, Jindagi me har pal khushiyan nasib ho, Mere taraf se nav varsh ki Subhkamna.
Ek ladke aur ek ladki ki saadi hui… .. Aap yaakin na hi karenge ki dusare hi din.. … Unka Bachha hua….. .. .. .. .. .. .. KHANA khrab ho gaya… Fridge me jo na hi rakha tha na….:-P:-D.
Santa ek din school se ghar ja rha tha, raste me use ek 500 ko not mila ,usne not utha kr socha ese ghar le jane se achha hai mai ese yahi chhupa deta hu mere kl ke kharch ke kam aayega usne 5oo ke not ko ek ped ke niche jamin me khod kr gda diya or ek bord bnd kr usme likha”maine yaha paise nhi chhupaya hai”
Boy- suno jara. .. Girl- chup raho khate time baat na hi karte. .. ..khana kha lene k baad. .. Girl- ab bolo. .. Boy- teri plate me cockroch tha….le saali aur ban Heroine…..:-D
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