Gabbar- Kitne Admi the? Sambha- Sarkar 2 Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai?? Sambha- 2 1 ke Baad aata hai. Gabbar- aur 2 k pehle?? Sambha- 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbr- To bich me kaun aata hai? Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata. Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi aate? Sambha- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta hai Qki 2 1 se bada he Gabbar- 2 1 se Kitna bada he? Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to marde, tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavnprash nahi !!!!! *Ab Thoko Like Djsumit
Ek bar ek ladki akeli rat ko kahi ja rhi thi, use raste main 5/6 kutte mile, wo unhe dekh kr ghabra gai, to kutton ne kaha ghabraie nhi , ap aram se jaie, ham kutte h insaan nhi…! Djsumit
Do lafjo ki he dilki kahani. tuhara budhapa meri jawani.
He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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