Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 111

Ek Boy ne ek Girl ko Call kiya…… … Boy- I LOVE U JAAN. .. Girl- sacchi. .. Boy- mucchi. .. Girl- accha to ek 100 ka recharge karana… .. .. .. .. .. Boy- Sorry Didi worng number…..:-*



doctor- ab tabiyat kasi hai pesent -kya khak teek hai jab se bil deekha hon tab se need gayab hai”



Must Read.. Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai:- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki “Mazak Tha Yaar” . . Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta” . . Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Its Ok” . . Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Mujhe Akela Chhod Do” . . Ek Gehri Bat Chupi Hoti Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Pata Nahi” . . Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai Bato Ka:- Jab Koi “Khamosh Rehta hai” Hit Like If You Agree ?:( Djsumit



Amazing Love Story: A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl..:O Girl: Jab Dad so jyenge to mai gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaaz sunke tum turant andar aa jana. Lekin Boy sikka feknek 1 ghante baad aaya.:-| Girl:Itni der kyo laga di?;-> Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rha tha.. Girl-pagal wo to”DHAAGA BAANDH” k feka tha, wapas khich liya..



1 Pathan Ne Kaprre Ki Dukan Kholi Usi Mein Property Ka Kaam Shuro Kar Dia Aur Tandor Bhi Lgaya Aur Pata Hai Dukan Ka Naam Kya Rakha ? Roti Kapra Aur Makan Sub De Ga Ye Pathan…..



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