Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 34

Arz kiya hai.. . . . . Ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge…:’( . . . . . itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me hm dusri pata lenge:P =D :D thoko Taali :D



Jab ek train me khubsurat ldkia jaraheho to us train ko kya bolte hey? . . . . . . . .ans:MAL BAHI TRAIN.



Santa apne dost k ghr se apne ghar janelaga to bahar barish ho rahi thi . . Dost: aj mere pas hi rok jao barish bohattez he Santa : ok . . Dost ne bistar lagaya or dkha to santa ghayab tha. 1 ghante bad santa bheegta hua aya or kehne laga. . . ‘Yaara me ghr walo ko btane gaya tha k aj barish ki waja se me ghr nhi a sakunga’



Girl:- Tuj me Rab Dikhata hai yaara main kya karu??? . Me:- Darshan Kar, Matha Take, Ashirwad le, Prasad kha, aur nikal Piche aur Bhi Bhakt Khade hai Line me…….



BOY: Mujhse shaadi karogi.. GIRL: Kyaaa?? BOY: Achhi film hai Naa.. GIRL: Kutte K Bachhe.. BOY: Wat?? GIRL: Kitne cute hote hai na



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