Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 150

Sasur apni patni se – arey sunti ho ye kala kapda kiska hai. . Patni- ye humari bahu ki panty hai lekin ap ye kyo puch rahe ho . Sasur- kbhi dekhi nahi isliye pucha :-P:-P:-D 8979818322



A nursry boy proposes a girl: Boy-I LOVE U Girl replies-Ek thappad marugi khichke Boy rplies-MUKKA NAI KHAYEGI JAISE PHIR! Badi aayi thappad marne wali .



Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they* Gf ki soch : 1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha? 2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai? 3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai? 4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain? 5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun! . . . . Bf ki soch : BC Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai? :D



Father: Raat tum peeke room mein gir gaye the. Son: Kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua. 6 dost 6 bottle Aur saale 5 peete nahi the..



Fact. . . . . . . . . Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai.



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