Nonte: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Fonte: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai
I was shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song. . Guess which song? guess . . . . . O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch me…
Raste me agar koi ladki apko bhai khe to ghabrana mat B Positive Uske kaan ke niche 1 zor se thappad marna or bolna yha kyo ghum rhi he,ghar chal..
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Keltu: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Mai toh maa banne wali hu! Keltu: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu.
Kuch Rishte Uparwala Banata Hai Kuch Rishte Log Banate Hain Par Kuch Log Bina Kisi Rishte Ke Hi Rishte Nibhate Hain Shayed Wohi Dost Kehlate Hain…..
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