santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo?? zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main….or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena……
PATNI; ShRm”Nhi AaTi 2Sri LADY Ko Ghurr Rhe Ho Ab”TuM ShaDi ShuDa Ho PATI; ARe”AiSa KaHa LiKHa”H Ki UpWaS HoTO KhaNe Ka MeNu Nhi PaDHa Jata
Dost tere girlfrnd ka phone aya tha Keh rhi thi”Patthar se na maro mere deewane ko”.Mene pucha kyo?Wo boli Bomb ka zamana H”Uda do sale ko
3 kale dost ja rhe the. Raste me unhe ek pari mili, usne teeno ko 1-1 vardan offer kiya. 1st- muje dudh jitna gora bana do. 2nd- muje b utna hi gora bana do. Wo dono gore ho gaye.:) 3rd- he.he.he in saalo ko fir se kala bna do Teeno fir se kale ho gaye. [Moral-kuch dost kamine hi rehte hai]
Jhony jhony, YES PAPA. Z P Servise, NO PAPA. Lot of tension, YES PAPA. Family life, NO PAPA. BP-sugar, YES PAPA. ZAPA ZAPI, HA… HA…Ha…
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